inachisasuke:
unrelatedbutclassy:
boygrimlark:
terezi:
aerodactylus:
windything:
mechanicalspiral:
narrion:
kusariku:
makararousal:
thiefofbonk:
devioustofu:
retrodynamics:
an otaku buys a light saber off of e-bay to become an assassin and try to get laid
Lawyers.
Your mom dies, so it’s up to you, your dog, and two complete strangers to go and find some needles in the ground.
I have no idea what these crazy kids want me to do. Let’s shoot myself in the head.
You run around trying to get sounds in a rock and your dad calls sometimes
You have to make money to pay for your house. And sometimes the animals want to give their stuff back to a friend and you get to do it for them.
An old dying hobo just wants to have a cigarette, but all his friends keep telling him no. Also some little girl is really smart but cant figure out how to make eggs right. And I think war has changed.
Literally all you do is push a ball around a map.
Grown men become embroiled in conspiracy theories and do a lot of parkour.
boy’s girlfriend dies so he rides around killing big rocky things to bring her back to life. also yells at his horse a lot.
Is it sad that I literally cannot name a single one of these games? D:
a young kid’s sister got kidnapped by some huge-ass bird so he conducted music and sailed everywhere looking for shiny rock money and shit oh also there’s a talking boat with more sass then sassafras.
tornado stole your sky girlfriend so you leave the sky to save her from a giant faceless scaly mouth monster, you get help from talking bushes, street wise moles, and a talking sword that only speaks math
guy high as fuck keeps having nightmares and then a tree starts speaking to him and surprise, you’re adopted, he then kicks him from his forest home and the dude is like so lonely. he gets locked in some weird room with a bearded man and puberty hits him. he’s so confused and angry he starts stealing money and breaking other people’s stuff and he even kills a poor giant pig who only wanted to play with his toy triangles
